FAQ's

Question: What is your favorite thing about working from home?

Answer: Working from home

Question: Are pets allowed in the work space?

Answer: Only if they live with me.

Question: Are you a drug free work place?

Answer: Yes, drugs and alcohol are free.

Question: Are the bathrooms gender neutral?

Answer: I pee outside, so yes. I do the other thing in 1st available bathroom, so its 1st come 1st serve for doodie.

Question: How is the Cafeteria?

Answer: Personal chef embracing farm to table, can to soup pot and left overs.

Question: Is there a dress code?

Answer: Not if the camera is off.

Question: What are your hours?

Answer: Mood dependent.

Question: Are there summer hours?

Answer: Yes, but only during the winter, spring, summer and fall.

Question: What is the vacation policy?

Answer: Unlimited if you do not get caught.

Question: Which religious holidays to you recognize?

Answer: All of them, even the made up ones.

Question: What is your policy on DEI?

Answer: There is a zero tolerance policy for anyone who does not tolerate me.

Question: Are there opportunities to advance?

Answer: Advancement via de-evolution is available to all.

FAQ's continued

Question: When is pay day?

Answer: Job #1 is bi-weekly on Tuesday, Job #2 is semi-monthly on the 15th and last business day of the month.

Question: Is it a friendly work environment?

Answer: Only after my 2nd cup of coffee.

Question: Is there a bring your child to work day?

Answer: Only when they are caught on camera.

Question: Are there stock options?

Answer: Yes, sometimes I stock an IPA others times I stock a Pilsner.

Question: Have you really reported yourself to HR?

Answer: Yes

Question: What is your company mission statement?

Answer: We endeavor to solve societal vexing issues on a joke by joke basis.